Things I've Learned (so you don't have to)

I'm officially done with my second year of college, on to my second off-campus apartment and I'm now a blogger. When did that happen?! I guess you could say a lot has changed in the past year. Mostly me. Everyday I learn something new that makes me more of who I am.
Here are a few things that I've learned in my life:

one ABC gum is not educational, it has already been chewed two you shouldn't put a ring on everything you like three Robin Hood didn't live in Utah, and if you wear his boots, your feet will get wet four there is in fact a monster under the bed, it eats socks five get-to-know-you cards are not a good medium for creativity, unless you want to embarrass yourself six remember to pack granola bars when moving to Africa seven no matter how many quarter you have, you will never have enough to do all of your laundry eight take pictures at every opportunity you get nine BYU guys don't wear boxers, don't have a boxer party, they are incapable of participating ten minivan drivers have a blind spot only for runners eleven doors always open out, especially in public places twelve put your socks on before your pants and don't fall for your best friend.